TFW you are pretty sure you unsubscribed to all emails from sketchfab which you used like, once, but they keep sending you god damn emails.

So nobody DJs anymore, they've all got real jobs and kids, or just post to sound cloud?

After fasting you never want to stop eating.

It's 2018 and we're measuring the JPEG compression artifacts on screenshots like we're counting rings on trees

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So, according to the TNG episode “Rascals” it is possible for the transporter system to reverse aging of the body without changing the mind.

How to help someone who texts asking for help with a simple math problem – wait 10 minutes before responding – they've probably figured it out themselves by then.

Me: I wonder if I've ever spoken to il about my favorite TV show, Person of Interest.
Chat logs: il was the first person who told you to watch the show back in 2012.

Poll volunteer: What is your address?
Me: <<address>>
PV: Oh you are in voting district 69.
Me: Oh nice, thanks.

This week on Home Improvement/The Jeffersons: Wilson Wilson, Jr. and Louise Jefferson cross paths. Jill Taylor meets the final boss: Florence Johnston.

In spite of what Apple might tell you about recycling, the best thing you can do for the environment is to just not buy a new phone every year.

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Special Agent Dale Cooper finds an alien spacecraft... with Thelma Evans and Penelope Garcia on board?! Sheriff Harry S. Truman gets a little help from J.J. and their old pal Jennifer Jareau when Twin Peaks meets Good Times.

Sticking with my iPhone ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ for now I guess.

Apparently the “iPhone 🙄” and “iPhone 🙄 max” editions were announced today.

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