Hi Mastodon, I killed my Twitter account a few weeks ago, and 15 minutes ago I pulled the plug on Facebook.
I wanna be your friend! We could talk about #bicycling or #Cheesemaking or #Baking or maybe #Writing? Maybe we could play frisbee and get a water-ice later?
How do I get into this scene?
So last night's sleeping potion (Cuz to be honest I had no delusions of sleeping normally last night) was an ounce of Tequila, an eyedropper of Passionflower tincture, and an eyedropper of Dwarf Lousewort tincture. I made both tinctures from locally-harvested herbs, but these things can be found at the local Apothecary, or Botanica if you live in a latino neighborhood.
Gentlefolk, it's Monday, and it's the first business day of the new year.
Start the BIG engine, if you please.
From "Command and Control" by Eric Schlosser, England's WW3 plans specified an underground airplane factory converted into a fallout shelter for 8000 people and included miles of roads, a suite for the PM and their staff, a BBC studio, a vault for the Bank of England's gold reserves, and most importantly a pub called the Rose & Crown.
It's extremely telling of my current mental state and need for social contact that I'm tempted to reach out to people on *FSCKING LINKEDIN*.
Many IT teams could learn a thing or two from watching #Babylon5. I.e. #OpSec with Mr. Garibaldi:
- "I'm not authorized for that information"
- "But you're the head of security"
- "What kind of head of security would I be if I let people like me know things that I'm not supposed to know? I know what I know because I have to know it, and if I don't have to know it, I don't tell me or let anyone else tell me."
Resident of the Middle Rio Grande Valley.
Computer Generalist.
I bake bread and raise houseplants, cats, and chickens.
More left than you might guess.