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ok an actual link to my actual page come bother me with questions while i await sleep curiouscat.me/isawken

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| ken is |
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| kenjamin |
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im okay with just a few favs and boosts. whatever. I understand that they're very niche jokes. please go away let me cry in peace

the best thing about mastodon is the inability to draft toots. i have 50+ drafts on twitter i keep going back to edit and craft for maximum humor. not here. mastodon is for free, wild thought energy. this is a stream of consciousness platform and it is both bizarre and exhilarating

me sitting on the toilet drunk and suddenly thinking of all the mistakes i’ve ever made in my whole life

does Big the Cat have a fupa? experts agree: mind your own fucking business

body image, selfie 

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my mental state recently is just like 12 of those wacky inflatable tube men crammed into a wind tunnel

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hi i’m aheago_hero69 and this is my girlfriend xXalmondtitties420Xx

hi i’m aheago_hero69 and this is my girlfriend xXalmondtitties420Xx

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did i ever mention that i have several folders on my computer devoted to pictures of things wearing sunglasses

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gaining muscle just to fill out clothes in some strange and irrational idea of being cheap because of “too much wasted space in these sleeves”

calling up hundreds of botanists trying to get them to tell me how i can talk to plants so i can ask them which system of a down album is their favorite

did i ever mention that i have several folders on my computer devoted to pictures of things wearing sunglasses

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Selfie | eye contact 

@dedken i apologize i know nothing about the dominatrix lifestyle, as evidenced by my term “do my dominatrix work”

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