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ok an actual link to my actual page come bother me with questions while i await sleep curiouscat.me/isawken

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| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ |
| ken is |
| short for |
| kenjamin |
| _______|
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/   づ

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my mental state recently is just like 12 of those wacky inflatable tube men crammed into a wind tunnel

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hi i’m aheago_hero69 and this is my girlfriend xXalmondtitties420Xx

hi i’m aheago_hero69 and this is my girlfriend xXalmondtitties420Xx

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did i ever mention that i have several folders on my computer devoted to pictures of things wearing sunglasses

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gaining muscle just to fill out clothes in some strange and irrational idea of being cheap because of “too much wasted space in these sleeves”

calling up hundreds of botanists trying to get them to tell me how i can talk to plants so i can ask them which system of a down album is their favorite

did i ever mention that i have several folders on my computer devoted to pictures of things wearing sunglasses

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@dedken i apologize i know nothing about the dominatrix lifestyle, as evidenced by my term “do my dominatrix work”

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The only way to get a good still of a wink is to take it from a video of a good wink, imho.

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[leads you through a dark hallway and through a bead curtain into a large room with red lighting and bondage gear]

this is where i do my dominatrix work. welcome to...... the Nutcracker Suite

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i’ve been meaning to text 4/5 separate people for weeks now but i keep forgetting and putting it off for no reason

there are many people i very much like but for some reason, people are just super hard for me, if that makes sense

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