i’ve had this image on my phone for months. i don’t know where it came from, but it’s inscrutable vibe haunts me. boost at your own peril
@dedken it's my birthday soon and I'm definitely gonna send that reference pic to the Baker
@gattogateaux oh god please yes
i just hope it doesn’t magically come to life
@dedken oh I wish. Unfortunately a cake like that would cost about a thousand dollars. Probably even charge extra for it Not to come to life and ˢᵗᵃʳᵗ ʲ*ᶜᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᵒᶠᶠ
@dedken truly cursed image
@ADUB it’s the cursed cake boss
@dedken its horrific, why do I keep looking at it!
@dedken yes hi quick question: what the entire fuck
@beefgnawpolis i wish i knew, but i don’t, so i instead placed the burden on all my followers
@dedken Fair enough!
@dedken pretty sure this is like the ring so I boosted to ensure one of my followers dies instead of me
@dedken *saved* pic unrelated
@dedken ...stay inside
@dedken it's my birthday, that's my cake
@extinct happy birthday! i’m so sorry!
@dedken (record scratch noise) "Yep, that's me sitting on the toilet, fapping to an archaic magazine, while simultaneously being a cake. You may ask how I got into this situation. Well, the story begins several years ago..."
@dedken cakefarting is getting out of hand
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