i’ve had this image on my phone for months. i don’t know where it came from, but it’s inscrutable vibe haunts me. boost at your own peril

@dedken it's my birthday soon and I'm definitely gonna send that reference pic to the Baker

@gattogateaux oh god please yes
i just hope it doesn’t magically come to life

@dedken oh I wish. Unfortunately a cake like that would cost about a thousand dollars. Probably even charge extra for it Not to come to life and ˢᵗᵃʳᵗ ʲ*ᶜᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᵒᶠᶠ

@dedken its horrific, why do I keep looking at it!

@beefgnawpolis i wish i knew, but i don’t, so i instead placed the burden on all my followers

@dedken pretty sure this is like the ring so I boosted to ensure one of my followers dies instead of me

@dedken (record scratch noise) "Yep, that's me sitting on the toilet, fapping to an archaic magazine, while simultaneously being a cake. You may ask how I got into this situation. Well, the story begins several years ago..."

What, if anything, is being advertised here?

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