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[leads you through a dark hallway and through a bead curtain into a large room with red lighting and bondage gear]

this is where i do my dominatrix work. welcome to...... the Nutcracker Suite

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selfie, no eye contact 

i got to dress up and go to a party for the first time in over a year a couple weeks ago and it felt really nice to feel like i looked kinda hot

i’ve been meaning to text 4/5 separate people for weeks now but i keep forgetting and putting it off for no reason

there are many people i very much like but for some reason, people are just super hard for me, if that makes sense

selfie, no eye contact 

i got to dress up and go to a party for the first time in over a year a couple weeks ago and it felt really nice to feel like i looked kinda hot

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when I die put my ashes in a MangoRita can and keep it on the front porch so you can ash your cig into it

hey siri- google “how to make my pussy taste like lacroix”

dream: to stick my head in some nice moist soil and let my brain flower

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anxiety culture is always leaving your shower curtain open just to be safe

*comes out to my significant other as a manic pixie dream girl*

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@dedken (record scratch noise) "Yep, that's me sitting on the toilet, fapping to an archaic magazine, while simultaneously being a cake. You may ask how I got into this situation. Well, the story begins several years ago..."

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i’ve had this image on my phone for months. i don’t know where it came from, but it’s inscrutable vibe haunts me. boost at your own peril

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hi, i’m the cozy fairy! boost this toot for several minutes of guaranteed coziness in your near future, fav to borrow one of my scarves! do neither and it’s okay, i’m sure coziness will find you soon!

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me being bored and alone and having nothing to do on Halloween

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