Dionna Amalie Glaze @deeglaze@mastodon.social

I really don't think there's an easy way around full parsing. Like, how the fuck?

I just want to know if character n in a .js file is in a template string or not. Why do I have to do so much fucking parsing for that? Stupid forward slash!!!

Bash is kinda like brainfuck sometimes.
Change some /root/*/here directory to $HOME/local/here directory:
sed -e "s/\/root\/*\/here/${HOME//\//\\\/}\/local\/here/g"

I can no longer hear the name "Sosuke" as anything but "Soz gay".

New catchphrase, "Please, no gendered salutations."

I looked back at a repo I made as part of my dissertation.
"Limp: Language Interpreter and Model Producer (LIMP): the abstracting abstract machines machine for abstract machines."

Trans culture is sitting down at a cafeteria next to a femmetype, eating while looking at your phone, then looking up to see a masctype and your first thought is, "whoa, fastest transition ever" and not, "oh the other person left"

Why do they call it "anal sex" and not "shit posting"? I know, I know...

On my first attempt to make latte art, I accidentally made a milk penis.

I've been told mac's makeup remover isn't good for you or the planet, but like... what the fuck else can get off waterproof mascara?

I met someone who I think is going to be a great friend if not more. Wow.

It's been 12 weeks, and I have to go back to work tomorrow since my disability insurance is up. I have chronic, debilitating pain weeks beyond what my surgeon expected would happen. He also doesn't believe me. My kid has started drawing pictures with just her and my spouse - "You're not in this one because you're lying down in bed because you're hurting or sick."

Why did I watch any amount of Devilman Crybaby. Gross.

So #transgender folks (also #intersex) looking for a non-inversion vaginoplasty option (i.e. keeping phallus/scrotum intact but also gaining a vagina w/o labia), Dr. Crane in Austin does it from a skin graft from midsection or thigh. But like... he's both sorta bad news and sorta okay? If I talked publicly about him, I'd probably get slapped with a defamation lawsuit.

Asuna and Yuuki talking about getting married though... Should've fucking happened. Poly marriage with Kirito is fine y'all. Marry multiple people.

@odinsdream omg word of warning, don't let kids within arm's reach after surgery or they can punch you in the puss and cause serious pain. My throat still hurts from screaming.

Not dealing with family for turkey day. Just baking lots. Mm gingerbread.

Yo what up image uploads? https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/villiains/images/a/a2/Big_Boo_SMW_SNES_Sprite_Shy_Right.PNG/revision/latest?cb=20140629163422

If a toot isn't boostable, what fancy new features does it get in boounstable? https://mastodon.social/media/lfwG1S-0U9gg63ZyOqI

New steven universe episodes y'all. NEW ONES! AND I HAVEN'T SEEN THE INTERNET EXPLODE YET WHAAAAT??