Reeve who walks among the rows @demonsthenes13@mastodon.social

@demonsthenes13 oh sweety... you can't keep em in a sack. I'll see if I can get a good sturdy trunk that will hold em

life is short: mix shampoo and conditioner

hello. this was on my phone.

love to build deep lore around my horror candy

Kirby has his own version of the Hero's Journey, unique to him, in which the same events repeat but he learns nothing

1. Kirby has a picnic, or perhaps is napping

2. an unknowable and ancient eldritch evil makes Kirby drop his sandwich, or disturbs his sleep

3. Kirby single-mindedly destroys the evil, oftentimes making cute friends along the way

4. victorious, Kirby returns to his leisure

Tentacles, death, old gods and eldritch beings, love my girlfriend.

You’d think that’s some wild stream of consciousness but it’s all the same thing tho.

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fuck you

boop is stored in the nose

ill be in my secret library kissing evil girls

Starting a baby neck garment collection to own the bibs.

she took my hors in the d'oeuvre

the main reason i want to learn arabic is to read 1001 arabian nights and the wealth of arabic poetry

i have the body of a god... too bad it's the body of christ, and is constantly being chopped up into 100000s of little cardboard circles and fed to old people!! my life is a waking nightmare

@demonsthenes13 aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAA