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Katerina and her 4 kittens now enjoy more spacious accommodations than the Havahart trap where they spent a couple nights.

Included are Katerina's grandchildren, Felix and Felice (13 wks), also sired by the dumpster forager extrordinaire Mr. Whiskers.

*checks “insult someone by using the ending speech from The Breakfast Club” off my bucket list*

So this motherfucker comes up to me and he's like "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet."
To which I reply "Ut enim ad minim veniam."
And then as I'm saying this, no shit, a quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog!

the brown and green m&m are trans lesbians... stay woke

@Pinko_Angel I wish we lived in the world conservatives think we live in

I made a checkers table for our community garden. The pieces will be painted hockey pucks.

Too long since I've posted any ephemera:

Hotel postcard by Jo(seph Jacinto) Mora, 1940s. Advertising The Fable Restaurant at San Francisco's Hotel Drake.

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@spookcentral the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a podcast is a good guy with a podcast

As I suspected, Calico Queen was pregnant with another litter. After a month of captivity she finally figured out not to crap where she sleeps and uses the litter box. Also she now allows me to pet and scruff her without apparent concern. Although completely feral she was always gentle when hand fed and seems to be shaping up to be adoptable. Adoption might be a better option than spay, vaccinate and release.

Notre Dame and 73 other institutions secretly conspired with the Trump administration to deny birth control

"What goes up, must come down." Newton

Happening Right Now:

Dow skids nearly 400 points, S&P on track for longest losing streak in roughly 2 years

*puts a normal sized carrot in a bag of baby carrots so they have adult supervision*

take me down to parallax city where the back moves slow and the front moves quickly

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