der Jeff [heathen aspect] @derJeff@mastodon.social
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Mammalia
Order: Primates
Suborder: Haplorhini
Infraorder: Simiiformes
Family: Hominidæ
Genus: Homo
Species: H sapiens
OK I'll stop now. Good night.
Stop shoving “shoving down my throat” down my throat!
The Evolutionary Origin of Descending Testicles
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/06/29/science/descending-testicles-evolution.html
(submitted by anarbadalov)
starting my federated AP-enabled Klout replacement
(omg i'm totally kidding, please, wait, come back!)
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A male member of the #mermaid species is called a mertender. I don't make the rules, that's just how it is.
gargron told me if this post gets ten thousand boosts he'll give me the website and i will become the new gargron
OK, well if you use a strict definition...
So then you think the immaculate conception is both a myth *and* true?
I'm drunk-Tooting so feel free to block me I won't be mad promise
The orchid mantis is a big weird lanky bug, which is relatable, but she also rocks high-femme fashion while being a terrifying predator with swords for arms, which is aspirational.
git pull my_finger
Britpol, but actually USpol could do with some of this.
Why do birds suddenly appear?
I mean, that's weird, right? You open up your freezer, looking for some leftover chili, and a flock of one-eyed crows comes flying out, all of them chanting something in an ancient runic language.
What's up with that?
fediverse book club when?
not the directly political kind but, like, the let's-all-expand-eachothers-horizons kind
Having a shot of beer with a whisky chaser because it's been that kinda day.
