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my coffee has gone lukewarm and I'm torn between "too lazy to get up and get more" and "it doesn't taste too good"

Chilling at Starbucks enjoying my free coffee. How’s your day going so far?
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Remember: "Every Breath You Take" is a song about a stalker. It's not a romantic song. Don't play it at your wedding. You are not supposed to come away thinking the singer is the protagonist.

mh (-), also profanity and USPOL 

self-inflicted wounds 

I think I just dug an entire shirt out of my phone's charging port. So much pocket lint!

If I answer my phone and the first thing I hear after 3-5 seconds of silence is a recording saying "do not hang up," guess what I'm absolutely guaranteed to do? 

Whoever makes the office coffee before I get here does such a bad job. Tons of loose grounds in the brew, it's WAY too strong. Tempting to switch back to single-cup brewing at my desk. ☕

technology rant (short) 

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not a single time has a “hey, fuck you, you’re using one of those adblockers” interstitial tried the approach of saying “we ensure our ads are unobtrusive, lightweight & malware-free, so please consider not blocking our ads,” an approach which might actually get me to consider it

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boost if you're fuckibg tired all the damn time

I find it troubling that I have pretty good earplugs in, and that makes the volume level in this movie theater reasonable.

No context (and not work-related): I just calculated the weight of a solid bar of gold that's the exact size and shape of a standard drinking straw.

Morning grumpiness 

alcohol 

A few months ago I decided that the phone on my desk at work was useless, so I turned off the ringer and stopped checking my voicemail regularly.

Today (the last day of the month) I checked that voicemail for all of July.

I had 56 messages.

Exactly one was not a robocall about student loan forgiveness or medical insurance plans. And that one was something that I also got an email about.

I think my "this phone is useless" decision continues to be correct.

Cutlery/knives 

Swimming this afternoon so I put in some contact lenses for the first time in like 2-3 months. It's such a weird feeling while I wait for my eyes to adapt.

Tonight’s liquid refreshment. Taiwanese oolong brewed sorta grandpa-style.

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