drek @dgonyeo@mastodon.social
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Gonna try to start using this again more. If any of my followers are still active, follow recommendations would be great!
HOW TO GET A BEACH BODY
1) Write down on parchment a list of everyone who wants to see you fail.
2) Go to the beach under the light of the moon.
3) Wet the sand with tears, form it into a humanoid shape.
4) Insert your list into the shape's "head".
5) Complete the 18th Ward (Diremoth's Chain), command the winds, and utter 3 lost names.
Voila! Your beach body will rise, ready to confound your enemies.
TO DISMISS: Say aloud "I look good" and believe it. This may take some practice.
Current status: laying in bed hungover wondering if the room seems to be moving because my eyes are wandering or if it's happening in my head.
Well I ironed a shirt today for the first time in my life https://mastodon.social/media/o7c4FgZSkZYdSQ1TN7s
Oh, and I made cheesecake
I've got people coming over for memorial day today, and it's going to be awesome. I've got 5 racks of ribs, 2 chickens, 3 pounds of pasta for mac and cheese, and 4 pounds of corn for cajun corn.
cats are crepuscular, meaning they're most active around twilight
i'm crepe-uscular, meaning i'm most active when there are crepes in my vicinity
@dgonyeo My mom was taught how to text by the jr. high school girls at the school where she teaches. It's half emoji, and looks absolutely like a 13yo girl typed it. For some reason I find this adorable.
My mom just used an emoji without me even being aware she knew how and I'm very proud of her right now
It's real interesting seeing which of my friends get uncomfortable when I'm running around in a skirt, vest, choker, and lipstick
I'm still tired from moving and I really wish it was nap time right now
I also failed to put sunscreen on my legs on Sunday, and am now regretting this oversight.
Something I learned on Sunday: bobby pins are fucking magic. I had multiple large things on my head and even if a strong wind grabbed them they just wouldn't budge.
Confirmed: moving still sucks. At least I'm done with this move now, and it'll be the last one for a good long while.
A biker just told me to "get a haircut" as he passed me https://mastodon.social/media/fi_J_yylpvJgGfc6YVU
Feeling fabulous today for #baytobreakers https://mastodon.social/media/-fVWTmSBW_5AAclHUUU
I just found this on my phone. It was a normal picture a couple hours ago. #glitch
https://mastodon.social/media/_IKnuU4vTBT26Ep-WWQ
Ah yes, the part where I'm on time and literally everyone else is a half hour late to dinner. Great.
