They said I couldn't make having a small dick a personality trait, tch, if only they could see me now...

My mom: Why is it taking so long for you to get ready? We have to leave NOW or we'll be late!

Me:

I hate tumblr because I just had to read

"Please pee in my boilet (bussy toilet)"

Drink this Dr. Pepper, for it is my blood.
And eat these Flamin' Hot Cheetos, for they are my body.

Hey guys I think my credit card is messed up. :( Can you guys send me a picture of the front and back of your cards so I can compare?

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*claps my dummy thick ass cheeks together to warn my pack of incoming dangers*

Which starter should I choose I was thinking mudkip

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No offense but Through the darkness of future past. The magician longs to see...

I will find the person of my dreams on mastodon even if it kills me!

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ok ok he isnt much like The Minions and i just was curious abt ur naruto kinnie.... stan all naruto kins

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"Need For Weed"

COMING SOON TO THEATERS
based on a true story

gum, played by brad pit
reid pistol, played by nicolas cage
kenku, played by an actual cat(with CGI)

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