Dickie Greenleaf @dickiegreenleaf@mastodon.social

it is done

dress for the job you want

me in an uber pool

what being friends with me is like

just a minor setback for a major comeback

it gets "better", I guess

me trying to scam a jorts invite

stranded on social, no jorts invite: the Dickie Greenleaf Story

who got that kznk invite

oh no! occult dot camp went down. where to go from here

hey team! I'm on occult.camp now. If you cant get enough jokes about satan and brokeback mountain gifs, follow me there! https://occult.camp/@DickieGreenleaf

I never want to misgender anyone so just to be safe I refer to everyone as "chief", or "ace", or "boss", or "sparky", or "slick", or "tiger", or

why is there not one good weightlifting app? I'm still logging my workouts in a notebook, like the Pharohs of old. smh

finally pursuing my true passion. chillin

Do you love me now that I can necromance?

when my toot gets 3 boosts