Yawns, stretches,

Protobuf based browser to local network touch screen video game controller emulation protocol

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"If we can't reprogram the flight system we'll crash into the asteroid! Quick, to the PADDLE CONTROL ROOM," he cried.

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dangerous weather 

Phew, that tornado capable thunderstorm came through here really fast and the major danger zones were only 10 miles away.

Hope it never touches down, and if the sky turns greenish, find shelter

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It was the dawn of the third age of federation, ten years after the Diaspora war.  The ostatus project was a dream given form - it's goal: to give a place where people could work out their differences peacefully.  It's a port of call, a home away from home, for shitposters, furries, developers, activists, and wanders.  All wrapped together in over five hundred thirty-eight machines of silicon and steel, all alone in the internet.  It can be a dangerous place, but it is our last, best hope for peace.  This is the story of the last of the ostatus networks.  The year is 2017.  The name of the place is GNU social.
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Adding my voice to the call to block social.tchnics.de for tolerating harassment of women (@milan, who doesn''t see what @isaur said as demeaning, is the administrator). I guess it's easy not to "take anything too serious," as he says, if it's not happening to him. But y'all might not to be the next ones whose harassment he doesn't take seriously. octodon.social/media/RdI98bnMi octodon.social/media/MjbFyvUvT octodon.social/media/JKFXvWxgn

Oh wow, I am not following nearly enough people on this instance, I should fix that

(and it's good to see all of you today!)

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Hello #CybreSpace

You probably don't know me as @diffalot

But, I have long admired the pings I've seen originating from this instance, so, here I am! Nice to meet y'all!

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Want to learn how to write a modern javascript app in a web browser?

choo + glitch + this walkthrough == yes you can!

handbook.choo.io/your-first-ch

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employmebnt 

it's official!

I am relocating to San Francisco!

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Mmmm, maybe the whiskey is telling me to log off before I become completely incoherent.

Goodnight sweet tooters!

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Give me your tired, your hungry, your dopey, your grumpy, your bashful, your sneezy, your doc.

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The final remaining patent on the MP3 format — "METHOD AND APPARATUS FOR ENCODING DIGITAL SIGNALS EMPLOYING BIT ALLOCATION USING COMBINATIONS OF DIFFERENT THRESHOLD MODELS TO ACHIEVE DESIRED BIT RATES" — has expired today.

@Gargron whoa! That is beautiful onboarding. It really puts the federation into context, and begins to show people where they've landed in the federation. Nice!

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