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@eddyb irccloud is being a butt, dunno what you were saying

I'm used to reusing the same sentences in life, it's part of talking to ppl IME, but when tusky forces me to do it on every statement immediately after writing it because of network timeouts, I am less comfortable

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Me shyly holding out a piece of paper and a pen to Judge Alsup

"Could... you make it out to Sarah"

My voice cracks a little as I ask

"And could... could you also reverse a string in Java right beneath that"

@thejameskyle must resist urge to shitpost in middle of real conversation

no, i'm not staring aimlessly into the distance

i'm thinking about what my types should be

i promise

i'd really love a clearinghouse of github usernames who have +1'd or in other ways piled on to stressful time-sensitive issues

so i can block them

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TFW docs builds aren't required to pass for CI

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update: Admins can now easily close registrations with a custom message. In other news, I have closed registrations to mastodon.social for now ensure a quality of service for all existing ones, and to promote other federated nodes.

My dog has developed a sleep schedule that includes extremely urgent going-out-at-4am needs and it's killing me

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*gesturing around*
Savor it folks, this is what it's like to witness the birth of a new social network
*shitposting everywhere, servers keep crashing, everyone's a furry*
and it's just as beautiful as a human birth

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