Satisfactory devs: We added a fun coffee mug in our game!
Fans: SELL US THE MUG
Devs: Uh, well, our merch supplier says they can't do the colours right so 🤷‍♂️
Fans: SELL US THE MUG
Devs: ............ *patches game mug to match viable merch*

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RT @WholesomeMeme

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RT @clairernovotny
Beans on toast, part of a complete breakfast!

@sinclairinat0r

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RT @CllrNickSmall
In 2018 the Government ran a voter ID trial in Bromley. Firearms certificates were valid forms of ID, but student cards weren't. Mortgage certificates were; rent books weren't. Over-60s bus passes were, but not young person's railcards. This is how voter suppression works.

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RT @clarabellum
delta: can you clean our lounges? 🥺
workers: what does it pay
delta: zero :)
workers: no thanks
delta: ????? twitter.com/public_citizen/sta

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RT @hankgreen
Venus fly traps have to put their flowers really far away from their traps so they don’t accidentally kill their pollinators and I love it so much.

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RT @johnreppion
This is also how people in the UK feel about the whole weird US tipping system. twitter.com/antifatwa/status/1

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RT @SWatercolour
graduation is such a happy time

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RT @b6n
y’all, he is calmly describing an attempted coup here. twitter.com/rgoodlaw/status/13

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RT @KP11Studios
Me. Everyday. Always. Perpetually.

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RT @bradbatt
"Nobody wants to work anymore" has big time "Girls don't want to date nice guys" energy

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RT @steinekin
OMG THE MONKEY TWEET WON AN AWARD!!! 😲

Massive thank you to everyone who voted for @Xbox and what a great cherry on the top of that entire moment. 💚

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RT @TeacherOnTopic
Today a first grader told me that she doesn't need to learn what I'm teaching because she wants to be a pineapple when she grows up.

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RT @Migueldeicaza
Regardless of who wins Epic vs Apple, Apple’s app review process and rules are as pleasant as getting your wisdom teeth removed while filing your taxes and listening to Fox News on the loudspeaker.

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RT @ChloeCondon
What I expect the 1st no-mask extravagant dinner party I attend to be like:

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RT @gmskarka

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RT @tamara__1997
the three genders

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RT @ChappellTracker
Just now learning that many Victorian-era radiators had built in cabinets for warming food. Can you imagine heating your house *and* smelling garlic bread at the same time

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