Jo Shields @directhex@mastodon.social

RT @nytimes@twitter.com
A Minnesota marketing company added a new benefit for its employees: "fur-ternity leave," the ability to work from home for a week to welcome new dogs or cats https://nyti.ms/2PoQWn6

Give a hoot. Post a toot.

RT @inurashii@twitter.com
"Men desirable at 50" actually statistical error. Most men are never desirable. Desirable Georg, who lives in a cave and has 10,000 tinder matches per day, is an outlier adn should not be counted https://twitter.com/HuffPost/status/1030686022793879552

RT @Cannibal@twitter.com
In a pinch, you can use a hot dog as a 600ohm resistor.

It has been a weird day.

RT @Tojiro@twitter.com
Car UX designer: I replaced the gearshift with a volume knob, put it where the volume knob usually goes, and put the volume knob next to it!

RT @Stephen_Curry@twitter.com
I thought it would be bigger.

RT @postessive@twitter.com
HELL YES. THE SUMMER OF ANARCHIST GOATS CONTINUES https://twitter.com/NYCTSubway/status/1031562440251793409

RT @KateBour@twitter.com
It sucks when you’ve got a new product idea and your customer research proves that your assumptions were wrong and no one really wants your product.

It sucks way more when you don’t do any research and spend months (or years) building the wrong thing.

RT @mattl@twitter.com
An amazing idea. Hear me out: a laptop, thicker than the one you bought recently but thinner than the one you had five years ago, but the battery lasts for ages and you can take it out and swap it.

RT @alexhern@twitter.com
there's something very telling about crypto people being shocked by what's possible in a country with a functioning banking infrastructure

RT @EscoBlades@twitter.com
This thread had me in tears.
Also "fallopian fortitude" took me the fuck out LMAO https://twitter.com/bvdhai/status/1031327009564225536

RT @Maolfunction@twitter.com
if you needed a good reason to try out mastodon, just look at this interaction between the lead dev and some rando right wing idiot who was banned.

It's bad enough I wonder if _any_ Amazon engineers have kids. Like, how bad is the work-life balance there, if 100% of people working on a product for children are childless.

The Kindle Fire Kids' Edition OS shell is the single most "designed & implemented by non-parents with zero focus testing" device ever made.

I could write a book about how many blunders Amazon made, which show no understanding of kids.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASywAfBAVrQ

InTune can see all installed apps?

That's a hard no from me then.