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Complete list of times I've wanted SwiftKey to complete normal as "Burnsall":

You've heard of dos2unix.

Did you know there's a mac2unix? For Mac OS 8 line endings?

ASK ME HOW I KNOW 🙀

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"Add 640GB to your system memory for only $3,049."

"Extends system memory transparently by integrating Intel® SSD into the memory subsystem"

My dudes, I already know how to mkswap. I'll do it for only $2,000.

The best parts of my job are when I sit down with an amazing engineer & watch the cogs spin as they try to resolve a pet issue

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Remember when the Olympics opening ceremony blew away even the most hardened cynics by eschewing the usual routine affairs in favour of a celebration of modern, diverse, quirky Britain and its history?

Feels a long time ago

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