Jo Shields @directhex@mastodon.social

RT @Millicentsomer@twitter.com
these results from Pornhub's year in review are fascinating (so is the whole report, really) (h/t @Ferialyn@twitter.com) https://www.pornhub.com/insights/2018-year-in-review

Complete list of times I've wanted SwiftKey to complete normal as "Burnsall":

You've heard of dos2unix.

Did you know there's a mac2unix? For Mac OS 8 line endings?

ASK ME HOW I KNOW 🙀

RT @Fizzygrrl@twitter.com
11yo daughter and I were just talking about the weird shit girls make our dolls do when we’re little and she said, “Maybe boys are the way they are because they can’t use dolls to act out their weird thoughts and they’re stuck inside them?”

"Add 640GB to your system memory for only $3,049."

"Extends system memory transparently by integrating Intel® SSD into the memory subsystem"

My dudes, I already know how to mkswap. I'll do it for only $2,000.

The best parts of my job are when I sit down with an amazing engineer & watch the cogs spin as they try to resolve a pet issue

RT @helenarney@twitter.com
If any non-Brits are looking for a quick guide to UK politics right now, here's a brief summary:

RT @SpillerOfTea@twitter.com
Tories: “We will bring the country together.”

Also Tories: “I refuse to stand next to this member of my own fucking party.”

RT @jeremie_laval@twitter.com
🥇 👏👏👏

RT @SusanArendt@twitter.com
OH SNAP, SON https://twitter.com/EricVBailey/status/1072835053955284993

Remember when the Olympics opening ceremony blew away even the most hardened cynics by eschewing the usual routine affairs in favour of a celebration of modern, diverse, quirky Britain and its history?

Feels a long time ago

RT @ashekirk@twitter.com
Penis Eye View https://twitter.com/NinEverything/status/1072672974640214018

RT @Sosowski@twitter.com
Just had this really great Sonic movie casting idea.

RT @Sharessan@twitter.com
Fun fact: Squirrel Girl's main allies, various New York squirrels, share her powers. They have the climbing ability and proportional strength of a squirrel.

RT @andrewhunterm@twitter.com
This never would have happened under Lord Buckethead

RT @WaterstonesTCR@twitter.com
Hot off the press from the Usborne touchy-feely range!

This is the worst thing nerds have ever done to computers
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RT @dave_ross@twitter.com
Review: G.Skill Trident Z Royal 16GB DDR4-3200 (F4-3200C16D-16GTRG) http://dlvr.it/QtRTHf
https://twitter.com/dave_ross/status/1072819544366886916

RT @LucyDoyleSequel@twitter.com
*PewDiePie is antisemitic, uses racial slurs, buddies up with White Nationalists and right wingers*

Gamers: haha its just memes

*sonicfox makes a single joke about republicans*

Gamers:

RT @EdelMairs@twitter.com
My brother. Posting Christmas presents home to Northern Ireland from somewhere near Manchester.
This says is all really... when it comes to Brexit and the border issue, people in the UK don’t realise NI is actually part of UK 🤦🏻‍♀️
#Brexit #NorthernIreland #WhatBorder

RT @shawndumas@twitter.com
pilfering memegen