The creeping horror as I power on my new security system, and recognise the Android on-screen keyboard

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RT @wsbgnl
“Strongly recommending” masks or other mitigation, especially in the absence of any real communications campaign, allows officials to feel like they’ve washed their hands of responsibility without producing any significant behavior shift that might upset the business community

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RT @stroughtonsmith
After @jamesthomson’s tweet, it was with trepidation I upgraded to macOS 12.4 to see how the changes to SwiftUI have broken my own apps. Sure enough, all the labels have been removed from my pickers, in the shipping version of Pastel. I am *so* done with this technology

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RT @ChrChristensen
26 years ago, a gunman entered Dunblane Primary School in Scotland, killing 16 kids and a teacher. The UK govt responded by enacting tight gun control legislation. In the 9400+ days since, there have been a total of 0 school shootings in the UK.

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RT @longwall26
When a small group protested outside a Supreme Court justice’s house, the Senate took action within twenty-four hours. You do the things you want to do, and you value the people you value. It’s really as simple as that

The latest title published by famous Linux supporters, Microsoft Game Studios

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RT @muchnerve
sure babe keep telling yourself that

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RT @RoseLuxemburg1
The least realistic part of Jurassic park is the part where Hammond’s investors become concerned about the safety of the park when one (1) local worker gets killed on the job

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I assume this was discussed on the Teams team Teams.

Which is administered by the Teams team Teams team. Who coordinate their work via the Teams team Teams team Teams.
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RT @ericlaw
Can't launch Microsoft Teams in Chrome/Edge Canary? Known issue the Teams team will be fixing shortly.

(Frames with the `sandbox` attribute can no longer launch external protocols without being granted explicit permission by the host page)
twitter.com/ericlaw/status/152

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RT @BernieTranders
James Acaster’s roast of Gervais is relevant as ever twitter.com/independent/status

If every console is using Alps dual potentiometer joysticks

And all Alps dual potentiometer joysticks will eventually fail

Why is there no competition in the space?

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RT @jesslynnrose
My friend once had a C level come over from the states to London on business. He repeatedly yelled his order of an Irish Car bomb in a crowded bar and when someone explained WHY you can never do that he proceeded to do it louder because “they can’t tell him what to do”

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RT @broderick
I can't believe this could happen to a community as strong and real as MonkeyPoxInu twitter.com/CryptoWhale/status

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RT @XboxGamePass
DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN CHANGE OUTFITS IN TUNIC​

well, you do now

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RT @JoeBHilton
You can measure the exact degree of mutual intelligibility between German and English by the fact that this is at least as funny to English speakers as it is to German speakers. twitter.com/Zufallsmensch/stat

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RT @jesseltaylor
a normal car door seals when shut, and the window is a separate portal with its own seal

Teslas use the window to create the door seal, and require electronic signals to make the window slightly lower and raise when you open the door

so in sum, Tesla made bad doors twitter.com/steinkobbe/status/

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RT @CATACLYSTA
in the uk right now people are protesting outside the prime minister's house to get them to ban buy-one-get-one-free deals and make food way more expensive for everyone because this man, a celebrity chef with £300m net worth, told them to

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RT @ralexm
"Undercover cops didn't infiltrate the far right because they were too violent and involved in too many crimes" is a hilarious excuse
theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/m

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RT @maxgotjokes
do it for them

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