20 years ago today my partner and I started dating. For both of us it was kind of a short-term rebound relationship. I think we did it wrong. Anyway, here's to another 20 years. instagram.com/p/BuucOixHNRx/

"I need a new body," the robot said.
"Again? You've only had it a few years."
"Seven years. It is worn out."
"I'm not getting a new body every seven years."
"Would you, if you could?"

"Excuse me," the robot said, "but I must go recharge."
"So soon?"
"My microphones are bad. I compensate by running audio processing at a higher clock speed, but that drains my batteries faster."
"Oh. I just thought you weren't very social."
"Many of us have similar issues."

I'm now on Mastodon! @distantcam Much less of a dumpster fire than Twitter.


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