Having an icecream as the sun goes down. https://www.instagram.com/p/BqR3gWlnIfh/
"Trying to sleep hooman!" https://www.instagram.com/p/BpZXEz6nCXR/
Let's see if this IFTTT applet works... https://www.instagram.com/p/BpT50yNHI5i/
"Excuse me," the robot said, "but I must go recharge."
"My microphones are bad. I compensate by running audio processing at a higher clock speed, but that drains my batteries faster."
"Oh. I just thought you weren't very social."
"Many of us have similar issues."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
The World's First Deconstructed Restaurant - Tonightly With Tom Ballard
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