It is proven! I am distantcam on Keybase: https://keybase.io/distantcam/sigchain#031c467c8dfe5dd1286661b26ca0076070d3de9b96ff0a7343eb1dd531b8067c0f
20 years ago today my partner and I started dating. For both of us it was kind of a short-term rebound relationship. I think we did it wrong. Anyway, here's to another 20 years. https://www.instagram.com/p/BuucOixHNRx/
In Perth we just call these "crossings". https://www.instagram.com/p/BtasNDBnAyH/
Having an icecream as the sun goes down. https://www.instagram.com/p/BqR3gWlnIfh/
"Trying to sleep hooman!" https://www.instagram.com/p/BpZXEz6nCXR/
Let's see if this IFTTT applet works... https://www.instagram.com/p/BpT50yNHI5i/
"Excuse me," the robot said, "but I must go recharge."
"My microphones are bad. I compensate by running audio processing at a higher clock speed, but that drains my batteries faster."
"Oh. I just thought you weren't very social."
"Many of us have similar issues."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
The World's First Deconstructed Restaurant - Tonightly With Tom Ballard
I'm now on Mastodon! @distantcam Much less of a dumpster fire than Twitter.
Human male. Nerd. Programmer. Time waster. They/Them
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