someone broke into my mastodon and followed like 1000 random people ugh my timeline is a mess

my only problem with mastodon is that if i leave it open the memory usage goes out of control.

maybe it needs a way to unload posts from the federated timeline after there are a certain number loaded?

There is little evidence to suggest that mastodons communicated by "tooting," and even less to suggest that they possessed the dexterity to play with a little paper airplane

Humble suggestion that “shitposting” on masto be renamed to “pooptootin”

can’t call it horny on main anymore, now it’s rootin’ tootin’

lots of twitter people complaining that mastodon is too complicated but i like how complicated it is

the federated timeline feels like mainlining internet

i got a followback from the helldude so mastodon is already treating me better than twitter


i'm not embarrassed about posting porn but i don't want to put it in front of anyone who doesn't want to see it

the way i see it if you post porn on twitter you pretty much gotta just be a porn account. nsfw tag is good solution

hey it looks like a lot of the ultralefty twitter guys i like are on mastodon now so i have awoken from my toot slumber
i wish everyone used mastodon because content warnings rule

left twitter? more like 𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘵 𝘵𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳

Guys don't remove the image links in your posts it makes it difficult for people on other instances/using mobile apps to see your art for various reasons.

if you teach the consumer they are always right, then when they don't get their way now they're sending u death threats. years of this bs coming back to fuck everything up

thumbnails on this site could be 15% wider if they extended under the avatar and i think that'd be pretty good bc they are very small rn

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