Yikes. Adobe quintupled the price of my Adobe Fonts (formerly Typekit) subscription this year. That seems optimistic.

Archival footage of NYC in 1911 upscaled via neural networks to 4k 60fps: youtube.com/watch?v=hZ1OgQL9_C

I see the glorious people’s revolution has once again been thwarted by an old man promising to cut out the malarkey.

I wrote a couple thousand words about how the DC Circuit Court of Appeals ruled that the House Judiciary Committee’s subpoena of Don McGahn was a question federal courts cannot resolve. blog.ipsaloquitur.org/post/don

You know what would be funny is a sketch about a bunch of Third Amendment enthusiasts that go around looking for British soldiers secretly living under peoples’ couches. Thanks for reading, everyone. Have a nice weekend.

Cleaning my in-laws’ Windows 10 machine on vacation is actually a really nice way to ease into relaxing. Like doing sudoku on the plane or something.

Most of the way through N.K Jemisin’s The Fifth Season. She’s an absurdly good writer, and this is an absurdly good book. Strong recommend for my SFF friends.

Sure, the Sabres allowed the worst PP in the NHL to score 3 goals on them, and gave up a short handed goal to boot, but look on the bright* side: they ALSO lost their starting goalie to some horrific unspecified knee injury.

* = it’s not bright at all lol

Listening to my office mates discuss the finer points of helicopter avionics. Water cooler talk in the age of Wikipedia, y’all.

Realizing I overestimated the speed at which iPhone passcodes can be guessed by quite a few orders of magnitude. We’re not aiming for “heat death of the universe happens and then a week later someone breaks into your phone,” folks.

ROMAN SOLDIER: halt, strange person! where are you from?
TIME TRAVELER: i come from the future. what are your names?
ROMAN SOLDIER: my name is QUINTUS, as i am the fifth child in my family. my comrade is SEXTUS, for he was the sixth child in his family. what is your name?
TIME TRAVELER: my name's LIV
ROMAN SOLDIER: [starts counting on his fingers as his eyes open in fear]

Cities with lots of people in them have lots of people in them, details at 11.

I know that this is an advertisement for a roof attachment, but I choose to take this as a new year’s resolution.

Join the Don’t Larry Movement

3 main points:

-Never legally changed your name to Larry
-Never have children and name them Larry
-Don't Larry

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