*walks up to a straight couple* so... who's the king gizzard and who's the lizard wizard of the relationship?

still forever mad that the scott pilgrim vs the world game is forever taken off digital stores because it's a damn good game and the amount of love and effort that went into making it suddenly being lost is so disappointing

[shadow the hedgehog voice] HMPH... so much for the "tolerant left"

hey does anyone know what this pokemon's name is? i keep forgetting it

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slurp on my gurt
cause you know it's purp
put me in the dirt
put me in a shirt

acceptable: "horny"

acceptable but on thin ice: "sexy"

not acceptable: "lewd"


ohhhh my god twitter locked my account twice in one day because it pulled up two separate tweets i made, both from two years ago mind you, that were about me wishing death upon terfs, a group of people that already want trans people dead. i'm gonna go fucking ham

mastodon is actually good because unlike twitter, if you reply to a post someone boosted it doesn't include their @ automatically in it and that's actually extremely nice

i love being extremely online sometimes, if only to see shit like this

what's poppin mastodon, twitter locked my account because it found a tweet i made two years ago saying that all terfs should die so lemme make something clear here:

i hope all terfs d*e

they call him jeff bozos cause he's a fucking clown

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