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Large Hadron Collider

Very Large Array

Quite Big Telescope

Moderately Enormous Antenna

Monstrous Magnifying Glass

Ludicrously Sized Observatory

Stonking Humungous Sky-Guzzler

Incomprehensibly Cyclopean Science Behemoth of Mind-Flaying Dimensions

A Pair Of Binoculars So Huge You Just Can't Imagine, They're Even Huger, No Far Bigger Than That, Now Double It

The Budget Eater

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Anyway, that was a bit serious, sorry!! Back to your regular schedule of nonsense

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Please may I keep my body heat I made it myself it took a lot of work

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Imagine being worthy of love.

SURPRISE! You already are.

Still waiting for a gritty movie reboot of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.

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I wrote a small incident report about the attack that happened earlier. :mastodon:

telegra.ph/Incident-report--Bo

I hope it might help other instances and be useful to us next time this happens. I also think it's important to communicate with you about the issues affecting us. :breathe:

Thanks again to @Gargron and @CM_noelle for there help !

cheers

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[sees the nutrition facts on a pack of ramen] woah it has lore

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as we all know, clever acronyms are the basis of successful companies, knowledge of economy and law are purely optional

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You can now give the profile directory feature a test run on mastodon.social! To opt-in, navigate to "edit profile" and check the box "list this account on the directory"

If you have any hashtags in your bio, your profile will be listed under those. Directory page:

mastodon.social/explore

Be aware it's very new and there might be bugs. Feedback welcome, hopefully this feature will be useful!

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