fuck "birdsite". everything i toot is real. raw insight without the horse shit. yes, i WILL follow witches. mastodon dot social. i live for this
I cannot wait to get my hands on a HighPod
looking forward to using High Safari on my High MacBook running High Sierra
I got a recruiter email for a 6 week contract to migrate a hospital from Windows XP, which is a great way to find out which hospital you should never go to
covfefe is already over
currently in exile from local record stores because I refuse to stop calling john lennon "the bad J-Lo"
the world is my toilet
if I was a wrestler my name would be Cold PIss
I super like the episode of Seinfeld where George and Jerry fuck
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