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fuck "birdsite". everything i toot is real. raw insight without the horse shit. yes, i WILL follow witches. mastodon dot social. i live for this

looking forward to using High Safari on my High MacBook running High Sierra

I got a recruiter email for a 6 week contract to migrate a hospital from Windows XP, which is a great way to find out which hospital you should never go to

currently in exile from local record stores because I refuse to stop calling john lennon "the bad J-Lo"

I super like the episode of Seinfeld where George and Jerry fuck

The Ventra app is hands down the worst app I have ever used and anyone involved should be fired into the sun

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