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I went to an Indian restaurant last night and ordered the Pelican curry...the food was ok, but the bill was enormous!

[IMAGE DESCRIPTION] a meme that says "when dankwraith shake da food bag". Beneath it are two photos of Ume, the black fluffy cat. In the first image, her face is normal. In the second image, her eyes are huge and looking wantingly.

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No matter how many times I see The Caged Noodle, it always makes me laugh

Omg you guys I nearly forgot

Today is Wotan's birthday! He is 5 years old! :wotan: :Wotan_shocked: πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‰

Give him boosts!

More fun goth parent shots

Mostly my mom lol. In the one with two women, she’s in the background, foreground is a friend of hers. I was about 10 in the one with my dad :)

cursed Mexican food 

i don't know how to feel about this one...

idk why i assumed Nolan Ryan was dead, he's apparently he's very much alive. Even weirder that he's trying to haunt me but w/e

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# of games my SNES won't load at all: 12

# of games my SNES loads perfectly so that a baseball-hall-of-famer's ghost can live vicariously through me:

cursed Mexican food 

their nachos are topped with "scraped cheddar for a sumptuous bite"

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cursed Mexican food 

on a Mexican restaurant's website where they describe tortilla chips as "crisp, crusty bites"

@dreamshop new type of restaurant where you’re chained to the chairs until you finish your meal

just saw a Yelp review that said "this is their way of trying to buckle and dine you" instead of "nickel and dime"

and

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