My lovely gf Nyri is now Doctor Nyri. 😸💜
Welp, back at work.
cw: blood, surgery Show more
A close friend wrecked on her motorbike tonight. She's broken an arm & a leg and has to have surgery Sunday.
I don't recall having ever seen that much blood around, and I just had surgery last week. (She didn't lose that much; it was just absorbed a lot by the hospital sheets.)
A fortune teller just pwned Boris Johnson to his face and it was glorious.
Check out @aljwhite's Tweet: https://twitter.com/aljwhite/status/872525013982883840?s=09
Of FreeBDSM, OpenBDSM, NetBDSM, and DragonFly BDSM, which variant do you find most painful?
A sort of demographic-y survey for Mastodon users!
I'm curious to see what we "look like" and I love to make surveys and then graph the results and share them, so here it is:
I will share the graphs with you all at some point shortly after the survey closes.
Please share this far and wide so that we get results from as many instances as possible! Thank you. :)
I do kinda like this new Mastodon feature that shows a mini-userpic of the person who r̷e̷t̷o̷o̷t̷e̷d̷ boosted a toot
The only minor issue is that I'm reading this page in 80% zoom so that I can see all four columns across my screen (it's portrait mode, 1080x1920), so that mini-pic is reaaaaally smol
[medical] I've had a day, part 2. 😿 Show more
I swear I passed a gallstone, given the description of the pain that I've heard from various people over the years, but the tests didn't show anything of the sort. All the scans showed were a 3mm polyp on my gall bladder, which "wouldn't cause that level of pain".
[medical] I've had a day. 😿 Show more
I started getting twinges of pain in my upper abdomen around 7:30 AM. By 8:30 it was unbearable, and I walked from my office to Presby ER (two blocks), where it was a quiet morning. I spent 90 minutes in continued 5-8-level pain until they gave me some morphine. One ultrasound & CT scan (and 7 hours) later, they couldn't find a reason for the pain, so they discharged me. I got back to Nyri's, back in 5-6 level pain, but was able to sleep it off all afternoon.
oh noooooooooo someone made this adorable kobold trying out dresses and high heels