thanks for applying to the job. our process is a phone screen, a code test using hackerrank, another phone screen, an on-site interview, a polygraph, a psychiatric exam, a detailed background check over the last 7 years of your life, a trial by sarlacc, the gom jabbar, and then we'll make you an offer

why is there such a shortage of good developers out there?? surely they teach sarlacc-wrangling in an average CS program!!!