HAUNTED APPLEBEE'S @dubsteppenwolf@mastodon.social
good gay internet mom whom posts
how's it going around here. they ever iron the kinks out
today is a good day to be a lesbian
about to do a severe crime to the windshield of whomever's car alarm has been going off nonstop for three days. I know you hear that shit.
The local instance timeline is actually kind of amazing, just tons of happy people shouting memes at each other. A new thing every half hour or so. Right now it's... sexy minions? I guess? Anyway this rules, keep on keeping on out there kids.
sadly trains cannot kiss since their buffers would get in the way. it's a safety feature
there is a god here. all of us shitposting. we're just one big horrifying eldritch amalgam
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Daily reminder that the modern conceptions of masculinity and femininity were mostly invented in wealthy countries to sell things like
Razor blades
Deodorant
Makeup
Insurance plans
Houses
Cars
Clothing
Everyfuckinthingelse
Having a LOT of problems with Tusky crashing when I try to check my notifications. Help me out y'all, what do you use and like for Android?
This seems like a good app that I would probably come back to once the kinks get hammered out of it but for now it won't cut it.
what's your favorite yukio mishima quote mine's "im gay"
Does anyone feel like most of the management positions in our workplaces could be eliminated and nobody would notice and it would have no hearing on the production of the company? I'm taking some classes right now that veer scarily into MBA territory and it's mostly bullshit that means nothing
Really wish they'd have called them 'doots'.
can't see how many boosts a post has though, that seems weird to me
ok I guess I answered my own question about threading. nice.
also can I get rid of the ugly ass hyperlinks in media posts, do gifs work, is there something like "quote tooting", are embedded links coming any time soon, is my dad ever coming home, is there a dedicated shitposting instance, ect
hi tooter. I'm using Tusky for Android, which is nice and good but I can't tell if the missing functionality I need is the app, Mastodon itself or me not knowing wtf I'm doing.
Ex: can I see mentions separately from things like notifs for new followers? How am I supposed to mute languages? does threading actually work or what. how did this get here I'm not good at computer
TFW ITS GOING DOWN
*challenge accepted*, she whispered before the glowing sign that read SPREAD YOUR UNFUNNY GAY COMMUNIST SHITPOSTING TO YET ANOTHER SOCIAL MEDIA SITE
thank god another social media site i can state how gay i am on
today, at 12:40pm, i saw someone post the bee movie script this site is officially christened
