Oh, so you're a garbage collector? Enumerate every object.

if microsoft word tells me not to use the passive voice one more time, it will be harmed by me

The dollar is suddenly worth 0, all the stores are boarded up.

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Google has suspended Element (@matrix) from the Play Store for "Sexual Content and Profanity". Basically same story as with Subway Tooter a while back. Element is to Matrix as Chrome is to the web. Curiously, Chrome is still on the Play Store.

The goal of being prepared is that, by having your own shit together, you’re more able to help others.

solving fizzbuzz in an interview by having it text my phone every loop iteration and covertly replying 'fizz' or 'buzz' under the table while the interviewer isn't looking

irc may be old and clunky but at least it can't get acquired by salesforce

It's kind of funny in retrospect that the programming language whose mantra was "There Should Be Only One Way To Do It" featured two separately maintained, incompatible, versions of itself for 11 years.

% #postscript
/plant-rules <<
/X [/F /LT /PU /PU /X /PO /RT /X /PO /RT /F /PU /RT /F /X /PO /LT /X]
/F [/F /F]
/PU [/PU] /PO [/PO] /LT [/LT] /RT [/RT] >> def
/plant-render <<
/X {}
/F { 4 tg-fd }
/LT { 25 tg-left }
/RT { 25 tg-right }
/PU { tg-push }
/PO { tg-pop }
>> def

plant-rules begin
[/X] 6 lsystem

1 inch 1.5 inch moveto
65 tg-left
plant-render begin
{ load exec } forall

A picture of our tattered charts which got submerged in our capsize 1000nm off the Japanese coast.

We charted our position on these daily despite them being nearly ruined.

utopian future in the 1980s: flying cars
utopian future in the 2020s: no cars

Hate driven development

I hate computers so deeply that it drives me to write software in an attempt to fix this godawful fucking mess that we're in

We're currently stocking up for a long passage, here are some of the foods we carry aboard.

- [x] Move in near the sea
- [x] Buy a second-hand skateboard
- [x] Wake up early and skate to the beach

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