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@cybercriminal@bofa.lol Do you mind if I use this, please?

@breakfastgolem oh man.. Rollercoaster of emotions.. "Maybe I'm not that old after all?!?!" uwu

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@breakfastgolem I can't believe I just saw a MS Comic Chat reference in 2018, but there you go. Nice one; that made me smile.

@bad So you claim... But apparently not enough so to have a respectful fear of your own hot sauce.

@bad I can't help but think it might be risky to keep it in one's dresser, though. Near one's undergarments.

@purgatos I think because it is a known problem for autistic people. (I may be wrong though).

@lady_lumb I spotted this in the federated timeline on mastodon.social

@amycii Eep! My mum has a black cat called "Bear" too! ("The Bear Yogi" to give him his Sunday name). But they look nothing alike. He is loooooooooong and very fluffy.

@Iamjess love u hon. Hope you're having a good pride weekend <3

@Iamjess I WAS NOT DOING ANY SUCH THING I AM A PURE AND FINE PERSON I'lLL HAVE YOU KNOW.

(phwoar)

@brolphdiscoe

> " bewilderingly bad ideas from someone who absolutely was being paid to know better."

Par, TBH. Welcome to Late Stage Capitalism.

@brolphdiscoe I once had a training day with a guy who pronounced "apache" as "apashe".

I feel like we're even.

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