Eddie Incredible @eddieincredible@mastodon.social

enjoy reading this toot? boost, fav, follow. new toot coming next week.

had a good toot about funny things that end in end "ork" then remembered this was already the premise of a bad robot chicken skit and it completely ruined the whole thing for me

carbon dioxide weighs more than oxygen because of the extra carbon atom, so you actually lose weight every time you breath out

idea for shape: four and a half sides. halfway between square and pentagon. geometrigans contact me

it's time to kick butts

*tips social network*
m'astodon? 😉

google searched "ai technician" because I realized we're probably getting to the point where machine learning needs technicians and... "ai" in this context does not stand for what I assumed it stood for

"I need at least 70 more kilobytes of puns" <- problems a sane person should not be having at 3 am

what if I trained a neural net on a list of puns? would it... just make puns that aren’t even puns?

I think about this every day
https://mastodon.social/media/L2wsg5X5cHQ-jFv-GLk

how many robots do I have to create to fill the hole in my soul?

I ain't a fink, dig?

AL-gorithms: Data Processing with Home Improvements™️ Richard Karn

press a button on a website and it automatically toots to a single bot account. you don't get to control what it says, also it's on a timer so it can't toot that often, but it's your personal toot, just for you.

is warrior-poet a real thing or did morrowind just make that up? (my phone doesn't have google)

peanus butter

*the sound of ocean waves on the beach*