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hi, i'm will but i also go by eddie/westley! i'm seventeen (dancing queen!) & i'm from the uk! i'm a nb boy who uses she/he pronouns also!

my special interests are: my ocs, horror, writing, moomin, and tonya harding!
my favorite place is: the M25
if i was a color i would be: yellow!
my main kins are: ghostkin, napstablook, snufkin, eddie kaspbrak

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there is nothing more small town than seeing three seperate unaffiliated people tht tormented you in the same supermarket

having an identity crisis wrt being bi. i solidly know i like men as a man, but i only THINK i like girls (never been w one, never rlly had a crush bc none have been my type bc. high school was shit) so i dont wanna id as gay if i do but i dont wanna id as bi if i dont yknow? whats a boy to do?

i feel like i shld switch instances but im too dumb to know how tht works lmao so jm just living

gotta love discord absolutely dying 🙄✌️

someone (me) is getting pet snails in the near future... hopefully a giant African land snail!! snailkeeping makes me so happy ;-

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I love how I can be a male character wearing a dress in Animal Crossing and everyone still supports me. This is how the world SHOULD be.

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i put trans rights in the wine. and the pasta

im finally back and judging by how fucking fast mastodon memes go i have probably missed a lifetime of them

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no offence but... then gandalf the gray, and gandalf the white, and monty python and the holy grail's black knight, and benito mussolini, and the blue meanie, and cowboy curtis, and jambie the genie, robocop, the terminator, captain kirk, and darth vader, lo-pan, superman, every single power ranger, bill s. preston, and theodore logan, spock, the rock, doc ock, and hulk hogan all came out of nowhere lightning fast and they kicked chuck norris in his cowboy ass It was the bloodiest battle that th

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*wakes up at 3am* If you break a pencil you have two pencils but if you break a pen you have zero pens *instantly goes back to sleep*

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hey i really hate to do this but basically my parents prioritize their own wants over the needs of their disabled kid my mom spent 300 bucks on a new flat screen tv meanwhile im emailing back and forth with a woman to figure out disability benefits

please consider lending me a few bucks so i dont constantly have to depend on my useless money wasting mom for everything i want or need

paypal.me/rosaliesantiago

i hope that everyone who doesn't celebrate or enjoy Christmas for any reason is having a good day nonetheless, and you're not alone 💛

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ms paint taako made w a mouse but here he is!!! taako tacco the man himself from tv

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pronouns, negative i guess ? 

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