I've launched my first bot!
Every few hours it toots a new and interesting colour.
Share and Enjoyℒ️

My wife and I run a website called OpenBenches.
If you spot any memorial benches while you're out and about, please can you take a photo and add them to the site?
Here's the most recent one openbenches.org/bench/8325

If you've written a book, let me know. I'm almost at the end of my current reading list.
(Available for Kindle UK for preference, but any ebook considered.)

There is no website in the world which needs ONE THOUSAND cookies!
How did we get into this mess?

Hey . When you post pictures, please please please with puppies on top fill in that description box for the visually impaired. You will be helping us out tremendously. We want to enjoy your pictures as much as others do. You don't have to write a novel, but just fill in some details.

Thanks with much love:
A Blind Dude

I'm still doing the thing. Find out what books I've read, how I got the MOD on GitHub, and more!

@jukesie @Pixlz please can you add me to the weeknot.es thing? I've just started doing them.

So, how to I automatically post my new blog posts here?
Just a standard WordPress site. Is there an RSS to Toot plugin?

Well, there's a first! Reported an XSS flaw to a startup and got a load of a abuse for my troubles.
Not my fault you can't code, mate!

Wine tasting tonight. Looks like we may be one person short! If you know me IRL and can make it to Oxford at short notice - let me know!

Oooh! Interesting Mastodon bug (or possibly Firefox mobile?) - push notifications render HTML encoded entities incorrectly.
So ' becomes '

@naomialderman just wanted to say how much I enjoyed The Power. I gave in and bought it after seeing so many people reading it on the tube πŸ˜ƒ

Want to find your Twitter friends on Mastodon?

There's an easy-to-use tool that does just that:


Please spread the word, it may make new users feel more welcome on here πŸ‘

(via @renatolond )

#DeleteTwitter #Mastodon #Twitter

Good news everyone! We've found a new way to monetize your childhood πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜β˜ΊοΈπŸ˜ƒ


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