The snakes tried to start an official The Snake Post Office Podcast but they couldn't agree on which mattresses to shill for and fell to infighting.
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@PostMasterGeneral they didn’t go all in for Leessssssssssssssssssa??
@PostMasterGeneral there’s a lot of them that have s sounds, huh? Even the word mattress is tailor-made for snakes
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It was between Leessssa, Cassssper, and Helixsssssssss. My Nectar suggestion was hissed out of the room.