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@ShitbagMcJones oh the poor thing.

I once had to leave a bar that stank overpoweringly of the stuff. I was mortified (for them and for myself,) but at least I could leave.

I admit, sometimes I feel insecure about how many people I reach on bird space/mastadon/etc. Even though it's not really a competition worth winning, and even though I'm happy with my silly ramblings going nowhere most of the time.

But my real solace comes from the idea that at least I'm not one of those accounts that just toots quotes from movies and animes. They really are at the bottom of the heap.

I love social media, but I'm starting to believe that being able to access bad news 24/7 might be bad for people's mental health?

@bloodwitch I really just want to be Masters of Arts, Mistress of the Night attached to me name.

I have no idea what my blood type is but I know my astrological sign in some detail.

I'm going to be in some trouble, aren't I?

@fjthom to be fair, the idea was to have different sets of people to sub out while the original set recovered, but it did seem impossible to win after a while.

As for difficulty levels in video games, I don't mind an uphill climb: I just hate hitting a brick wall. That's not really fun.

@fjthom Same! This game had incredibly frustrating battles.

I think I just stopped playing because I didn't enjoy losing all the time.

Stupid question: Are guinea pigs less evolved rabbits?

... Or more?

@Spacedrake Let's just face it. The last thing you need in your life is more "reck."

Thought I was terribly depressed. Turns out these feelings went away when I had a coffee.

We are all just bags of uncontrollable hormones, aren't we?

Internet, I have questions: People keep telling me that Grimes is cancelled. Is this just because she's dating Elon Musk?

aaaand if that's so, isn't that a bullshit reason to cancel someone?

@shoofle Start with the "u" then the "n..."

That was a joke. I'm done wasting your time now. Best of luck!

@pierricktillet "Bienvenue à toot le Mastomonde", vous voulez dire, peut être?

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