egg shaped friend @egge@mastodon.social
22 / LA / bi / nb
can i offer u a nice egg in this trying time //
-> here for the mass exodus frm tumblr
-> female presenting nipple owner
Joined Dec 2018
SSRI = Stupid Sexy Real Idiot
wheres my SEROTONIN
there is a special place in hell for ppl who say 'sosh meeds'
why is every starbucks in california a portal to the Cold Dimension
what she says: im fine
what she means: sasuke’s decision to defend konoha to fulfill his brother’s wishes came suddenly out of an existing context of denying his brother’s point of view out of hatred and therefore either this decision made no sense or his desire to kill the five kages and become a universally detested hokage to shoulder the shinobis’ eternal burden made no sense; either he would deny his brother’s wishes out of hatred or defend his brother’s village but not both
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i was just informed by my sister that the first movie i watched as a kid was fuckign CHICKEN RUN
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CW stands for coochie warning
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Old woman voice: it's dangerous to go alone, take this.
*hands you a lesbian*
mastodon brain: no one has retooted u in 0.00001 seconds ur not funny
todd howard is a dlc in new smash
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I love laying in the dirt and letting the Earth slowly reclaim me. Buy Skyrim!
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shoutout to everyone with a switch, i wish i was you
joker takes luigi to the cognitive world and assassinates him
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Kirby eats Joker and gets a Fucking Gun
joker's final smash is gonna make me nut on impact
got a second interview thanks to my tootuals validating me
22 / LA / bi / nb
can i offer u a nice egg in this trying time //
-> here for the mass exodus frm tumblr
-> female presenting nipple owner
Joined Dec 2018
