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I think it's a retinal tear, they can be repaired but, uh, fuck. I need to get checked out. its late and I dunno when an optometrist can check me out

saucy 🌹 butterpants @egypturnash

@hellojed oh geeze good luck! This may be an emergency room kinda thing...

@egypturnash I saw my stepdad and mom earlier, both former medical people, who told me not to worry. stepdad was an ER doc. but like now I'm just freaked out and waiting for their plane to land so I can ask em