"I'm Aeon Flux and I drive the shittiest car ever. The cabin is tiny, the suspension is shit and I have to climb up a ladder while the car is in motion to get inside. It's the biggest pain in the ass ever and I prefer it that way, because I'm basically better than everyone and I show this off by doing uncomfortable, strenuous things while fucking with my dullard boyfriend by destabilizing his stupid country. Beep beep, coming throooOOOOUUUGH"
@egypturnash oh don't worry, i was absolutely planning to do this later