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"I'm Aeon Flux and I drive the shittiest car ever. The cabin is tiny, the suspension is shit and I have to climb up a ladder while the car is in motion to get inside. It's the biggest pain in the ass ever and I prefer it that way, because I'm basically better than everyone and I show this off by doing uncomfortable, strenuous things while fucking with my dullard boyfriend by destabilizing his stupid country. Beep beep, coming throooOOOOUUUGH"

TREVOR: "My hermetically sealed society is pure and perfect. But even Hermes fell to chaos in time..."
AEON: "I watched you have sex last night and your dick looks weird. Then I blew up a factory."
TREVOR: "It seems that when ethos cannot succeed, pathos must proceed... hmmm..."
AEON: "You're a big boring idiot. I'm so bendy I can lick any part of my body I want."
TREVOR: "To err is human. To tear..." *moistens lips in an extremely close up shot* "Divine."
AEON: *also moistens lips* "yeah, cool"

ᴡɪᴛᴄʜʏ🥀ʟɪᴢᴀʀᴅᴘᴀɴᴛs @egypturnash@mastodon.social

@irisjaycomics please get stoned and draw this, preferably with the rattiest skankiest pen line possible, I dunno I just feel like this needs to be in like messy quill pen or something like that to truly capture the Peter Chung vibe...

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