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ᴡɪᴛᴄʜʏ🥀ʟɪᴢᴀʀᴅᴘᴀɴᴛs @egypturnash

Sudden realization: my new cast iron skillet will be pretty useful in the event of an elf invasion. Cold iron!

And if they come while I'm in the middle of cooking I'm pretty sure they won't appreciate a smack across the face with a hot iron skillet, either.

@egypturnash Yeah, but if they do appreciate a face-smack with a hot iron skillet, it's cool, right? I mean, don't yuck anyone's yum.

@ElectricKeet This raises an important question: in times of war and invasion, is it okay to kinkshame the enemy?

@egypturnash Absolutely not. Anyhow, once you've shot them all with inhibition-nullifying empathogens, those kinks will become awesome!