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🏠 in this house we sagen den
katzen to pay close attention
because morgen wird das abgefragt!!

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Heute vor 77 Jahren ist Adolf Hitler im Bunker verreckt und naja 🥂

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Was hat Simon Belmont gesagt, nachdem er Draculas Schloss zerstört hat? 

Jetzt gibt es ein Castle wenijer

you're telling me a genshin made this impact?

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Partner: *goes to the bathroom*
The cat: meow meow meow MEEEOW MEEEEEOW MAAOOOO blergh QUACK Meow ruff ruff meow caw caw rrrrrr rrrrr rrrr mao MEOW

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Going through old messages and anything posted in 2019 and earlier sounds like something out of a fantasy parallel universe.

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Instead of 'Rising (revolt)', try saying 'Ribelo.'

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Do you think cookies are bad? Something worse is yet to come:

Google is using its exceptionally powerful position to make *the browser itself* analyze your browsing behavior and serve that on a plate in the form of "cohorts" to anyone interested.

They are transforming Chrome into a "browsing-history-passport".

Delete Chrome. Now.

You'll find more details & a test whether you are already FLoCed here: eff.org/deeplinks/2021/03/goog

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Hello, I wrote three Christmas albums and then I stopped because people were calling me a Christmas music composer. They're free on Bandcamp, or, if you want it to appear in your collection via their app, you can buy the lot for £4

I hate Christmas y'all, so I wrote music about it.

charleshutchins.bandcamp.com/

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