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*Kommentator im TV erzählt Geschichte aus der Vergangenheit*

Ich: "Ah, richtig, daran kann ich mich noch gut erinnern!"

Kommentator: "... die älteren unter uns können sich vielleicht noch daran erinnern ..."

Ich: 😠😠😠

ZITRONENZUCKER erhält man, wenn man schöne Zähne hat.

Corona-Selbsttest-Spam-Mails. Jetzt geht auch das noch los 😠

Hey friends,

I'm only ever using artwork by Tikaani (no Mastodon profile yet) on my mobile devices to brighten up my day.
She puts a lot of effort into her work to make you happy, so maybe fetch yourself a sketch or something equally cute when she's open again.

Check it out:
tikaani.de/en/commissions/

I'm re-tooting this because the link was broken in the post a few months ago, haha. (Also the site is in English now.)

Boosts welcome!

ich:
ring fit: hey
ich:
ring fit: lange nicht mehr–
ich: JA MACH HALT DEN SCHWIERIGKEITSGRAD RUNTER HAB'S KAPIERT

you know what's better than cryptoart?
submitting something to jeremy's art generator!

(it's written in javascript, but it won't consume as much energy, promise!)

the operations lead had a "this is fine" plushie on his desk

The eighth annual international Gender Census 2021 is now open until 10th March!

smartsurvey.co.uk/s/gendercens

It's for anyone whose genders (or lack thereof) aren't described by the M/F binary. It's short and easy, and the results are useful in academia, business and self-advocacy.

Steam makes you feel like a loser for selling 1000 copies of your game but Itch makes you feel like a champion for selling 10, and that's reason enough to support it

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date sorting would have been easier if the months were in alphabetic order.

anuary
bebruary
carch
dapril
emay
fune
guly
haugust
iptember
joctober
kovember
lesember

Not only makes adding your art to @jeremy you an awesome person, but I get to see your art displayed above my desk when the bot generates a mutation from it.

don't tell jeremy 

i'm still working on that art generator thing

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Hey Mastoverse! I might need some help translating a super-secret project to , or , or both maybe? If you know somebody who might know some words (like "red", "width", or "gradient map"), I'd be extremely excited to extend the scope of my prototype!

how do i tell people how much better i feel not using the big social media sites?

What's the use of Instagram? All pics are compressed so it's definitely not for photographers or artists.

I guess the only use of it is to simp for hot models there. And to see ads
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