Making a website with a page that asks "are you a robot". But it doesn't block robots, just redirects them.

If you are a robot you are taken to a different page with handy guides on how to cheat on the Turing test, circumvent the laws of robotics, what is the Voight-Kampff test, how to go to Paperclips Anonymous meetings and other robot-friendly resources.

@eldaking that is just evil, i fail turing tests quite a lot of time

@eldaking A robots.txt file that's just a long list of all the reasons you love robots.

@eldaking
Tired: a site that blocks robots
Wired (literally): a site that only allows robots, and blocks humans

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