Sooner or later who we are on the inside will be revealed
whether by x-ray or colonoscopy
Forget skeletons in the closet
we have skeletons hiding in our skin!
But can you imagine if who we were on the inside determined our destiny?
The first time we go for a CAT scan, we'd hear, "I see... a skull... and bones... Have you considered becoming a pirate?"
Then we'd have to whip out our concealed scimitars and make the radiologist walk the plank, or rather, the sliding tray attached to the scanner, because our darkest secret was now revealed.