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putting this on here so you guys know what i am about

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Farm wife  

hi and welcome to games stop

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please someone yeet me over to bofa to own the libs

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i fucking love my jessica

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Toots Riley  

ME THREE DAYS AFTER JOINING MASTODON.SOCIAL: it's too late for me to move to another instance. i've invested too much here. i can't just pull up stakes. this is my home.

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PINK IN THE NIGHT IS MY FAVORITE MITSKI SONG BECAUSE IT'S LITERALLY MY LIFE, MY FAVORITE COLOR, AND MY FAVORITE TIME OF DAY SEND TOOOOOOT

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✿ the claire switch project ✿  

oh shit i just realized i gotta follow everyone who likes Mitski

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Musical Mal (MOVED TO KNZK)  

Breaking News: Local Gay Feeling Confident

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the orb (obsolete)  

this new mitski bangs I'm crying so hard

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beans is posting 🐬  

when u follow a new mastodon user and then you become mufos
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Antootfa Super Soldier Ⓐ ☭🏴🚩  

Playing open mic night. If you don’t boost me for good luck I will end up doing something like tripping over my instrument cable

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BANNED for TRUTH  

porky pig stutters when he eats pussy. "a-buh-dee-ba-dee-ba-dih-dih-dih- are you there yet?"

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i'm a big fancy baby

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✿ the claire switch project ✿  

i mean, Amélie's full name is "Amélie (2001)"

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Zyla toots you :thaenkin:  

UNC students just brought down Silent Sam, the statue of a confederate soldier on campus.

:toot: HELL YEAH

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Reeve who walks among the rows  

anybody think Icarus' last words were "I'm going to get so tan yall"?

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i’m depressed who cares keep scrolling Show more

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Angharad  

@ellly Sorry, I'm just not well-practiced in the art of bone-breaking.

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Farm wife  

wait is the rose emoji a politics thing? i thought it was like, weirdly chivalrous flirting

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jazzercise legend  

hey do you need to buy a skeleton goatse ring? here's a skeleton goatse ring: aliexpress.com/store/product/T

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short skirt long clitoris  

hey i could use some support rn. just got laid off from my job at the blowjob factory :-(

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