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putting this on here so you guys know what i am about

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please someone yeet me over to bofa to own the libs

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ME THREE DAYS AFTER JOINING MASTODON.SOCIAL: it's too late for me to move to another instance. i've invested too much here. i can't just pull up stakes. this is my home.

PINK IN THE NIGHT IS MY FAVORITE MITSKI SONG BECAUSE IT'S LITERALLY MY LIFE, MY FAVORITE COLOR, AND MY FAVORITE TIME OF DAY SEND TOOOOOOT

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oh shit i just realized i gotta follow everyone who likes Mitski

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Playing open mic night. If you don’t boost me for good luck I will end up doing something like tripping over my instrument cable

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porky pig stutters when he eats pussy. "a-buh-dee-ba-dee-ba-dih-dih-dih- are you there yet?"

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UNC students just brought down Silent Sam, the statue of a confederate soldier on campus.

:toot: HELL YEAH

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anybody think Icarus' last words were "I'm going to get so tan yall"?

i’m depressed who cares keep scrolling 

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@ellly Sorry, I'm just not well-practiced in the art of bone-breaking.

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wait is the rose emoji a politics thing? i thought it was like, weirdly chivalrous flirting

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hey i could use some support rn. just got laid off from my job at the blowjob factory :-(

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