kick me @ellly@mastodon.social

hi and welcome to games stop

ME THREE DAYS AFTER JOINING MASTODON.SOCIAL: it's too late for me to move to another instance. i've invested too much here. i can't just pull up stakes. this is my home.

oh shit i just realized i gotta follow everyone who likes Mitski

Breaking News: Local Gay Feeling Confident

this new mitski bangs I'm crying so hard

when u follow a new mastodon user and then you become mufos
https://awoo.space/media/Mu30IfGHV38b0oIqPmg

Playing open mic night. If you don’t boost me for good luck I will end up doing something like tripping over my instrument cable

porky pig stutters when he eats pussy. "a-buh-dee-ba-dee-ba-dih-dih-dih- are you there yet?"

i mean, Amélie's full name is "Amélie (2001)"

UNC students just brought down Silent Sam, the statue of a confederate soldier on campus.

HELL YEAH

anybody think Icarus' last words were "I'm going to get so tan yall"?

@ellly Sorry, I'm just not well-practiced in the art of bone-breaking.

wait is the rose emoji a politics thing? i thought it was like, weirdly chivalrous flirting

hey do you need to buy a skeleton goatse ring? here's a skeleton goatse ring: https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Thailand-imports-925-Sterling-Silver-Skull-ghostcrawler-Red-Diamond-Silver-Ring/314465_32611383982.html?spm=2114.12010612.8148356.39.27fd6e41XfTmSU

hey i could use some support rn. just got laid off from my job at the blowjob factory :-(