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I've been so caught up in code stuffs I totally forgot to like, greet all the new people coming in from Esquire and Lifehacker and what not! Hi! Welcome! Enjoy this fat Yoshi :fatyoshi:

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@gamba es que twitter lo que tiene de especial es su formato, si no fuese por eso ya habría desaparecido con el auge de Instagram y Facebook

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Mastodon Mean Girls:
Get in winner, we're going to spread love and positivity

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if you’re reading this 

I really hope you have a good morning and a great week 😸 :coolcat: :fatyoshi: :blobcat:

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perdona, pero yo no quiero volver a tw, osea recordar que aquí hay la hora culo

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Learn when to stop. Talent is a pursued interest. That is to say, anything you practice you can do. Don't fiddle with it all day. Just go back and put one little more happy tree in there. We must be quiet, soft and gentle. Isn't that fantastic that you can create an almighty tree that fast?
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marxism is all about petting dogs. the more dogs you pet, the marxist-er it is

uwu quedó merced de las dinámicas de mercado, ahora se dice vlv: pásalo

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LOS CLÁSICOS
Canardo
Canuto/canutillo/canutada
Cañardo/caño/cañón/cañonazo
Chusto/chúster
Fly/flay/flais/flai/flyer
Mai/may/maiaco
Meis
Piti
Pedrolo
Petardo/peta/petilla/peti/petunio
Porro/porrito/porrillo

LOS LAMENTABLES
Cigarro de la risa
Cigarro/cigarrillo/Cigarro de campo/Cigarro aliñao/Cigarro tuneado
Pitillo/piti/magic Piti/piti aliñao

ABUELAS
Cigarro de la risa/cigarro divertido/cigarrillo del amor

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recordad chicos, los plátanos son alimentos ricos en patosio

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Reasons to remain on twitter:
1. Followers
2. DMs
3. Dunking on chuds/shitlibs/news trolls

Reasons to abandon twitter forever:
1. Billion dollar, multi-national corporation
2. Open censorship
3. Algorithms decide content to maximize clicks.
4. Seemingly arbitrary ToS rules.
5. Clear class system, “verified users”
6. Nazis
7. Brands

Reasons to permanently migrate to Masodon:
1. Open source, not for profit
2. No censorship
3. No Nazis
4. No brands
5. Can start your own instance/admin
6. Eugen

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