Thinking about trans individuals of species with very noticeable dimorphism;

a trans doe who is very proud of her antlers and decorates them every day
a trans kangaroo guy who uses his pouch as a pocket
a trans peahen who shows off her tailfeathers
a trans bull who is perfectly happy with his lack of horns, because he tried prosthetics and they just kept getting in the way

Uptown girl
She's been living in a
Tilt-a-whirl
For ninety years now she's been
On that ride
All the other passengers
Have died
She's still inside

Whoa-o-o-Oh-o-o-o
Oh-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
Whoa o-o-Oh-o-Oh-o
Oh-o-o-o-oh-oh-ohhh

Vam-pir-ic hunger grows
For more centri-
fugic souls for my

Uptown girl
She's my uptown gi-i-irl
(Supplying victims to my)
Uptown girl
(Ancient carnivalan)
Uptown girl
(Torquing blood out for my)

Welcome... to Anthropocene Park!
* soaring John Williams soundtrack *
* parade of majestic raccoons to the bins *

Teo Zirinis a illustrΓ© des #monstres cΓ©lΓ¨bres associΓ©s avec les problΓ¨mes existentiels qu’ils rencontrent, toute la sΓ©rie est sur son site (handsoffmydinosaur.com)

#chtuhlu #comic #illustration

Linux, codes of conduct (-) Show more

Foxes are cat software on dog hardware. Which I guess makes me cat software running in a dog vm on a human host machine?

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A site for dog pics called HoundCloud.
Or maybe PoundCloud? But that sounds like it'd be for porn.
Maybe a bondage site called BoundCloud?

πŸ πŸ‘ˆ In this house we don't fill tweets up with random characters that are entirely meaningless garbage in a screen reader

There's a counter in Union Square that shows a live update of how many genders there are

who called it lyme disease and not big tick energy send tweet

Thing I just learned the hard way:
If you're going to dump the last bits of a bag of salt and vinegar chips into your mouth
Close your eyes.

TIL that there's a dialect of ASL used by Black Deaf people, which grew out of racially segregated Deaf schooling. And that it carries the same stigmatization among Deaf people (the racist ones, anyway) that AAVE does among English speakers.

t.co/1hT3ehMI21

trans formative experiences (+) Show more

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me at 10 years old: i want superpowers! like flying, and telekinesis!
me at 30 years old: i want superpowers! like not being afraid of getting yelled at, and making phone calls!

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