If you follow @sfoguj, you know how frequently Joey McBride has been handed his ass of late for bullshitting judges. But if you haven't, this opposition to a bid to delay Richard Barnett's trial, along with exhibits, is amusing.

https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.dcd.226952/gov.uscourts.dcd.226952.114.0.pdf