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CaveDave

It'd be funny if the only way of parodying is to make it report actual news simply because there's nothing crazy enough they could come up with which Alex Jones hasn't already said

and it'd the boring kind of news as well. None of the doomer headlines. Something about small tax bills and libraries being opened. I swear that would piss Alex Jones off the most