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eating cops is vegan

In the future only the rich will be able to fuck because it'll require powerful air conditioning to do any kind of strenuous activity

(Cont) If you can, take a brief cold shower every few hours and really focus on those 'hot' zones to cool them down.

There have been days where I've had to spend two hours in a cold bath with a book to keep cool enough to not get a migraine. Drought & water restrictions here mean baths are out of the question now so I've had to ramp up all the other things.

Ooh, also, suck on ice cubes. :)

I hear there's a bit of a heatwave in the UK right now. As someone from the UK who's been living in South Africa for almost a decade, some things I do to deal with the heat:

* Feet in a bowl of cold water
* Ice pack wrapped in a damp tea towel (especially good under your feet in bed at night)
* Damp tea towel around neck
* Spray bottle to spritz self with water

Keep your 'hot' zones cool; armpits, under boobs, crotch, back of knees. Having cool feet and neck helps immensely too.

@envgen is 'disgraced game designer howl' like, where you try to make that pigeon noise with your hands and it doesnt work so you just kinda make a long, disconcerting gurgle while your eyes bulge

@envgen @jk brian zeno degrees celcius