the fat pikachu plushy at work has been moved out of the cupboard and next to the bin. i dont want him to be thrown away but i dont want to ask to keep him in case everybody finds out i want the scatty old fat pikachu plushy

in awe at the size of this lad. absolute pikachunit

what's the best way to clean a ~20 year old fat pikachu plushy. can i just bung him in the wash

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let me tell you the story of how i saved fat pikachu

when i got into work this morning fat pikachu was still by the bin

later on someone is sort out the rubbish and picks up fat pikachu and one of the teachers says "oh you can get rid of that"

and i blurt out "CAN I HAVE HIM.....uh..my friend really likes fat pikachu. cos he's the original pikachu. i'm going to give him to my friend"

and the teacher's like "uh ok"

(he knew)

@envgen my friend who is Absolutely Definitely 💯% Probably Maybe Not Me [...]

i had to stuff him into my bag so a) nobody else would know that i was taking home this scatty old fat pikachu except the three people who were witness to my outburst in the office

and b) so the kids wouldn't see me with fat pikachu cos the whole reason the teacher wanted to get rid of fat pikachu is cos he had caused some very nasty arguments, and after all the tears i didn't want them to see that i had in fact claimed fat pikachu for myself

my housemate does not like fat pikachu

a 26 year old man who cant go travelling without his cheburashka plushy, whose head must be poking out the top of his rucksack so it can "see what's going on"

doesnt like pikachunit

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