let me tell you the story of how i saved fat pikachu
when i got into work this morning fat pikachu was still by the bin
later on someone is sort out the rubbish and picks up fat pikachu and one of the teachers says "oh you can get rid of that"
and i blurt out "CAN I HAVE HIM.....uh..my friend really likes fat pikachu. cos he's the original pikachu. i'm going to give him to my friend"
and the teacher's like "uh ok"
i had to stuff him into my bag so a) nobody else would know that i was taking home this scatty old fat pikachu except the three people who were witness to my outburst in the office
and b) so the kids wouldn't see me with fat pikachu cos the whole reason the teacher wanted to get rid of fat pikachu is cos he had caused some very nasty arguments, and after all the tears i didn't want them to see that i had in fact claimed fat pikachu for myself
@envgen local pikachu hero
@envgen my friend who is Absolutely Definitely 💯% Probably Maybe Not Me [...]
Pokémon, cussing, body image stuff, kinda rude caption
@envgen I did not realize this about Pikachu. That's kinda fucked up that they gave them liposuction or something.
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