housemate just burst into my room
him: its not funny
me: excuse me
him: james im not KIDDING
he looks very worried. he hands me this torn piece of a card
him: please tell me you did it
him: i just opened the cutlery drawer and this was on top
me: i got a spoon out the drawer ten minutes ago and there was nothing..?
him: SO DID I
it's 10 o'clock at night. nobody else is in the flat. the door is locked. the windows are closed. we are fuckin TERRIFIED
this wouldnt be quite as harrowing were it not for the fact we have a persistent ghost problem already and the implications of ""poo chunk""
@envgen hang on when did you see a ghost
@envgen i know youve had ghosts but i didnt know you saw one
@Linda yeah i seen him twice
was he just like in the hallway
@Linda yeah. a little fuzzy stocky bald man standing right there in the hall when i went to the toilet. all grainy like a bad VHS. turned on the light and he was gone
@envgen awfully rude of you to turn on the light then
@Linda i needed a wee and he was blocking the way
@envgen poo chunk was on the way to the bathroom too and you had to turn on the light and scare him off
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