housemate just burst into my room

him: JAMES!!
me: ..yeah?
him: its not funny
me: excuse me
him: james im not KIDDING
me: ...?

he looks very worried. he hands me this torn piece of a card

him: please tell me you did it
me: ...
him: i just opened the cutlery drawer and this was on top
me: i got a spoon out the drawer ten minutes ago and there was nothing..?
him: SO DID I

it's 10 o'clock at night. nobody else is in the flat. the door is locked. the windows are closed. we are fuckin TERRIFIED

this wouldnt be quite as harrowing were it not for the fact we have a persistent ghost problem already and the implications of ""poo chunk""

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@envgen question is which of the people pictured is the ghost

@Linda mr poo chunk actually looks a bit like the ghost i saw

@Linda yeah. a little fuzzy stocky bald man standing right there in the hall when i went to the toilet. all grainy like a bad VHS. turned on the light and he was gone


@Linda i needed a wee and he was blocking the way

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